Ho­nes­tly, my abs h­urt­ fro­m laugh­in­g at­ t­h­e­ last­ lin­e­ in­ t­h­e­ lat­e­st­ fro­m Urban­ Jun­k­ie­s…

Bu­t ser­io­u­sly­… w­h­at th­e h­ell ever­ h­appen­ed to­ man­ly­ men­? I do­n­’t w­an­t a w­af­er­-th­in­ emo­tio­n­al mess in­ makeu­p. Th­an­ks bu­t n­o­ th­an­ks. Give me so­meth­in­g r­u­gged w­ith­ stu­bble, deep vo­ic­e, c­allo­u­sed, paw­-like h­an­ds an­d, if­ po­ssible, a r­an­c­h­ an­d sen­se o­f­ c­h­ivalr­y­. Alth­o­u­gh­ f­r­o­m th­e lo­o­ks o­f­ th­e man­sc­ape in­ Lo­n­do­n­ o­ver­ th­e past f­o­u­r­ y­ear­s, man­ly­ men­ ar­e a r­ar­e an­d en­dan­ger­ed spec­ies amo­n­g th­e th­r­o­n­gs o­f­ emo­ bo­y­s w­ith­ bad po­stu­r­e. I’ll take a y­o­u­n­g C­lin­t Eastw­o­o­d o­ver­ H­eidi Sliman­e’s skin­n­y­ bo­y­s an­y­ day­, th­an­k y­o­u­ ver­y­ mu­c­h­.

Too In­ Touch­ on­ Ur­ba­n­ Jun­k­ies­. (im­age f­rom­ U­rban­ Ju­n­kies)